Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet.

As a normal human being who lives not far outside State College, I'd like to suggest that you go fuck yourself. I don't know if you live here or if you're just a fan, but people like you—with your dissonant mentality and complete lack of ability to empathize with *children* who were molested and families who tried to…

World Cup territories, however, are free to determine whether they will use slave labor. #bleedingQansas

"No way in hell he deserved the outcome for doing something almost every human does at one point."

Stewart is always angry. That's his secret.

"Amateur."
- Kool Aid Man

So are you saying that Duke is going to call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni****s, who'll go to work on the Orange with a pair of pliers and a blow torch?

Can't we focus on the real issue at hand? I mean, why is there a picture of Nicki Minaj leading this piece?

While we're at it, here's a peak at what the post-season-lock Blue Jays were up to during these key moments:

Dr. Coughlin: I met him ten years ago. I was told there was something special: reason, conscience, understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of open or covered, of slant or hitch, white or dark. I met this 22-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes...the rebel’s eyes. I…

How did you guys miss this from your own comments?

This one is by far the best.

ESPN: highly regarded

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?"

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory…

Isnt sabermetrics all about making up stats? "Sure hes hitting .184 for the season but hes hitting .989 on the road, at night, in the sixth inning, with two outs, a man on first, a 3-1 count, and the closest vender is selling cracker jacks!"

Pssshh, that's clearly a photoshop. Here's the original.

Fixed