"Rangers' miserable third base situation."

What does Robert Griffin being "born on other than US soil" have to do with anything?

What kind of shitty children's science museum doesn't have a drunkard or 8 nearby?

PJIII and Mama only eat the finest of foods now that he's making NBA $$.

BFF

Cure the goddamn disease already.

MB's dick-eating is approaching Stoops' level.

Michelob Ultra.

LOUD NOISES!!!

I can't fathom how many women have been lured back to their pad due to this.

Always read it as "So-crates"

Jeremy Stahl believes 'Final Verdict' is legit sports debate.

Pulitzer Prize-worthy journalism.

That makes me sick.

Jim Thorpe like a motherfucker!

CJ Wilson in a Rangers uniform makes me throw up in my mouth.