Poppy Northcutt would have kicked your arse into space; then given you calculations for the sick burn she just gave you.

Ah yes, Apollo 13, my favorite science fiction movie.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

for real. i can’t take this company seriously with its cheesy, lazy, coat tail hopping shit name.

It’s such a shame Nikola Tesla didn’t have a middle name. No more electric vehicle companies allowed, sorry.

Eddington approves.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

Wouldnt it be faster/ easier to just say you hate the guy and nothing he does would ever change your opinion of him?

Also by the same person

Cotd burn edition 

Why have automotive manufacturing jobs been going to Mexico, Canada, and other countries? The answer is the UAW. The only thing that union does is fleece their members pockets, then drive their jobs out of the country after taking their money. The minuscule benefits that the UAW has provided for their members has…

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

Record my ass.

Arizona.

I mean, if people always accepted reality, we would never have cars, planes, boats, or spaceflight.

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.