Why is the same guy talking in both videos? He is even saying the same line in both clips... Is he the Truck Vs. Train crash equivalent of a storm chaser?

I don't appreciate being called a liar, especially when you obviously have no idea what you're talking about... The 128i have a different bumper which is easily recognizable by the integrated foglights. Also the wheels clearly identifies the car as a 135i.

Yes, and if you do install a Split Sec Turbo Tuner... Makes the car insanely fast!

"I liked the original Bangle 1 series coupe soooo much better. Am I the only one?"

I owned a 135i Cabriolet (with Split Second Turbo Tuner) for 3 years and absolutely loved it... The BMW dealer told me that it was doing 0 - 60 mph in close to 4 seconds (with the chip - adding approx. 50 HP) and I believe it...
Take a look at the video from Autoclub Speedway where it absolutely obliterated a 996 GT3…

Well, Porsche is the most profitable car manufacturer in the world, so to look at their business model doesn't seem like a bad idea to me... And one thing doesn't exclude the other. Just because Lotus was broadening the range didn't mean that they couldn't continue producing lightweight cars as well.

But it looks like an Aston Martin and Aston Martins are British... So by my logic, your Fusion is as American as that X5! :-)

Say what you will about Dany, but the 4 cars that Lotus presented (while he was in command) at the L.A. Auto Show a few years back were drop dead gorgeous and had they come to fruition, could have turned Lotus into a real competitor to Porsche. Now they're still just a niche enthusiast manufacturer...

A Porsche is all about being understated with beautiful classic lines... What were they thinking?

I don't know... Maybe if I grow a handlebar mustache, Wear glasses without prescription and put on some vintage clothing... Maybe then I'll like the commercial!!!

Good news for us people on the West Coast, Brian!!!!

But seriously guys, at what cost?

He was defended by his Uncle Saul!

This car leaves me emotionally numb... Outdated design, Outdated interior, I don't have enough grey hairs to be driving a Jaguar, Diesel!!!!

Or this one for a Danish newspaper that claim they cover "everything" (NSFW)

Danes and their commercials.

Scar from C-section... You obviously can't get a baby through there without killing it!

Plants have always been automated... They take carbon-dioxide and turn it into oxygen. Photosynthesis, Bro!!!

Nah, give Florida to Puerto Rico and go to SoCal for that...

I was sober once... I don't really know if I ever want to be again!