NickNebulous
Nick Nebulous
NickNebulous

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.

It’s nice to see that this type of unacceptable fan behavior is being properly dealt with. There’s nothing worse than seeing some bandwagon fan with first row seats sleeping through half the game.

Do not throw a beer can

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Mets vs Blue Jays World Series!

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.

There’s a special section in heaven reserved for people who have had to deal with old people arguing over change.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the

It has always been strange to me that a Canadian team uses synthetic turf when so much of the best grass I’ve ever bought came from Canada.

Ben Wyatt at 25? Did you even watch this show?

More like hang tense, amirite?

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

They know little of the real world and its gravity.

HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?