Im sticking with "Fat Hatch" or "Plump Hatch". Cause lets be honest...they aren't even crossovers anymore, just swollen hot hatches. its like a R32 that's allergic to bee stings.

That is BMW!

No, but you should see the thing. It pisses me off and I own the fucker.

This post reminds me of something.

Which one do you disagree with?

“Well first, you have to raise him right.”

Former Honda dealership tech here. Before they became a widely known issue, I had a 2006 Civic come in for a coolant leak. It appeared to me that the crossover pipe (a tube that goes from the thermostat housing to the water pump behind the exhaust manifold) was spraying a mist of coolant all over the front of the…

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

"Dispatch, we've got a 21-6 in progress, man in jeans and grey jacket furiously mastruba... God damn it's just another fucking shake-weight".

A helpful article would be "Get your car registered you Tea Party bum."

Quitter.

how to get away with broken turn signals:

They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

If ohmly.

As someone who placed an order two weeks ago for one, I do agree. It is totally pointless for off roading. But I have a few off road trucks for that....my JK, my Raptor,a G550, and I am currently building a Portal Axel G class with a diesel....this isn't for the off road. This is purely because I want a G wagen with…

Impeding traffic? What was behind him, the Mayor's Veyron?

yes, sorry — we did get this from a number of sources! But I'll tip my hat, anyway! It's a sombrero, with a fez underneath.

Thanks linking the photographers website. Found more pictures from Vegas To Reno and finally found the picture I was looking for. I knew I gave at least 1 photographer a thumbs up as a rode by.

I drove it downtown a bit with the top down when the SXSW crowd was at a maximum. If being a douche in this car is wrong, I don't want to be right.