They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

If ohmly.

As someone who placed an order two weeks ago for one, I do agree. It is totally pointless for off roading. But I have a few off road trucks for that....my JK, my Raptor,a G550, and I am currently building a Portal Axel G class with a diesel....this isn't for the off road. This is purely because I want a G wagen with…

Impeding traffic? What was behind him, the Mayor's Veyron?

yes, sorry — we did get this from a number of sources! But I'll tip my hat, anyway! It's a sombrero, with a fez underneath.

Thanks linking the photographers website. Found more pictures from Vegas To Reno and finally found the picture I was looking for. I knew I gave at least 1 photographer a thumbs up as a rode by.

I drove it downtown a bit with the top down when the SXSW crowd was at a maximum. If being a douche in this car is wrong, I don't want to be right.

OK, but you could have made a kick ass pizza with all the other stuff you bought.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

"I've stayed away from fish and loaves of bread - no matter how much I eat of the stuff, I just can't seem to finish what's on my plate."

"This is the hair of the dog that bit me."

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

Tragically, most of this stuff was donated to my local library last year. I came into the library and the top shelf of the new books section was filled with large books that said RON. Thankfully they were out of the reach of children.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

In their defense, there was nobody.