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I copied this from the masthead:

Rock out with your Hawk out, amirite?

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

Noel: [shits in the graves of Harden's ancestors]

I thought this was all settled in the case of Finders v. Keepers

What the hell, kid? You should be in school. And that school should be shielding you from prosecution for rape.

H/t to BJ

How rude!

In college a female friend of mine rented a full-body chicken costume (not sexy chicken, sports mascot chicken) and wore it with a sign that said "Love the Cock". She's almost 6 feet tall, but has a distinctly feminine voice. When we were walking to a party, some guy saw her costume and yelled his appreciation. When…

Halloween 2005: Freshman year of college, I made a road trip to Ohio University to visit a girl I knew from summer camp. Wearing a hand-made Quailman costume (complete with underwear over shorts and a belt around my head), I made the wise decision to funnel about half a solo cup of 151 a "the hockey house" and then…

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

So the next morning, I'm driving out to my local CarMax in the Ferrari, and a thought hits me: What if they recognize me? I've been doing these Range Rover columns for a while, and they're pretty popular, and I've received quite a few e-mails from current and former CarMax employees, sharing some funny stories of…

Interestingly enough if San fran wins jake peavy will have won the World Series in back to back seasons while adding nothing to either ring. There's gotta be a story in that?

Why is this even a sports blog? We're getting into the thick of bulb-planting season, and also folks need to know about the Autumn foliage forecasts.

If they are not 0-5 after that game, I will throw my car keys into a river.

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

Yikes, they replaced Geno Smith for that job too?

Mr. Waters used this as a recruiting tool. After viewing it, he immediately got a tromboner.