Any idiot could tell you this was an old photo. It's not even in color.

One of the poorer facets of his game.

Rick Renteria: Listen. Just do your best out there. I know you're in over your head. No one expects you to succeed. You're going to look out of place and a little goofy, but don't listen to the people making fun of you. Just have fun. Well, try to have fun.

+1 Burma-Shave.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

Laugh all you want but that kid has a "26.2" sticker on his fucking bike now and you don't, assholes.

It was such a shit Carr, it made teams not want to draft the newer model.

Nobody could do anything with this shit Carr.

Very funny, Raycism.

Touche

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

Uggh. Everyone knows it's a huge mistake to put pussy on a pedestal.

I live in a trashcan, bitch!

Jordan ran the Preakness and Belmont with a head cold with Yogi Berra as a jockey.

Did you miss the bit where he picked her up from a mental health facility and then the other bit where she ODed on oxycodone?

Bro, do you even syndicate?

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

Every proper yacht has a ball buoy.

You know what? Good for Peter. I'm proud of him.

Fuck his $20 bill. He can afford a new one.