Dustin Johnson in the PGA Championship at Whistling Straits in 20120. The players had been told that *all* sand areas designed as bunkers were going to be treated as hazards for the Championships, inside or outside the ropes. The ones outside were likely to be trampled a lot, and this was mentioned in the local…

That was Dustin Johnson during a US Open tournament. It was a bunker, but he didn't realize it due to traffic in the area.

Kickstarter. It worked for my music.

It's nice to see something nice happen to the young kid sitting center court in row 15.

More like Softy Rhodes, amirite?!?!

THIS IS THE MOST MOST OF ALL EVERS I HAVE EVER VIDEO'D

Thanks, now I can't stand up either.

Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.

I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

Matheny: Carlos sit down. As you are aware, there is something serious we need to discuss that has become a bit of a distraction.

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

"America! What a country! In America, if hotel is bad, we say 'hotel is going to the dogs!'
(audience chuckles in anticipation)
But IN SOVIET RUSSIA, the dogs... OK, you wanna hear about Soviet fuckin' Russia? Sure, we had dogs. The hungry, rabid hounds of the secret fucking police, barking at us by day, gnashing their…

"See?!?!"

Thank god that medic was right behind him.

Castoldi told Bloomberg that he spent a few weeks memorizing famous Russian folk songs so that he could play those during games.

...of the women's Special Olympics.

(Where were the Russian coaches?)

Or a Nazi physicist.

NASCAR crew could've done that — and changed all 4 tires — in 12 seconds.