Obama’s plan is to provoke local militia in an attempt to ready them to arms. They think a sovereign attack is imminent but it’s really an attempt to focus non-military assests in case of a land invasion from foreign power. Call your citizens to arms without alerting threatening foreign states. I’m a little drunk and…

Jesus Christ. That worked so well I feel like you set everything up yourself. I shudder at your greatness.

Funny thing. Not all animals understand the concept of pointing. It’s been shown dogs do and chimps don’t. Weird huh.

I remember seeing something quite a bit longer ago but I think it was here.

Sweet. Never knew that.

I’ve learned from forums that BMW radios just sometimes don’t work.

Report: Bills GM “Went Rogue” in Cutting Fred Jackson’s Brake Lines.

I wonder if this is an instance, if caught early, where Narcan could have saved his life. I've heard some folks speak against it being sold over the counter, but to me it makes sense to have available.

What the actual fuck. It looks like Utley never tagged the bag. And I certainly hope the knee to his dome hurt like a mother since he put his head where it didn't belong. Even Trump would have called him out.

Bartman game ruined my 21st birthday. Being a Cubs fan ruined the previous 20.

Would it be prudent for a controlled demo of some type? Would we be destroying too much habitat even we did?

The video kind of reminds me of swim practice where the hardest part was getting yourself to jump in the pool.

I love to think he was explaining this segment to some intern and now there is a pending lawsuit.

That was really our biggest mistake as a nation.

Can I . . . kick it?

I understand your point. Mine is that marketing is something that Apple does extremely well and you can’t argue with their success. So to disparage a technique by comparing it to Apple indicates a lack of appreciation for what Apple has accomplished. Sent from my HTC M8.

If you don’t think it matters then you haven’t been paying attention.

When I watched it with SAP turned on he said caliente.

Like a good neighbor State farm is there. With a new stadium.

I am half Korean and can’t eat and drink without very uncomfortable side effects so when I was drinking a lot I lost a ton of weight because I wasn’t eating so I could drink. I’m gonna write a book. How to lose weight and your job in a month.