Unless the Redskins win the division then it’s racists to the top!

Shit. Now I can’t edit it to correct my mistake. And not all typos are out of ignorance.

I’m kinda sad your posting on Deadspin on Sundays.

I call this piece Portrait of a Niners Fan.

Fantastic.

The funny thing is this post is about if you could turn back time and get these bad boys sea worthy again.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my trapper keeper.

I would have got the double play but I was high.

I see the Rockies are celebrating tax free weed day.

I just didn’t want the dog to die.

I bet this idiot licks cookies to "claim" them and tries to call shotgun before he can even see the damn car.

I never thought I’d agree with ‘em, but maybe football would be safer without helmets.

This shit is getting real old real quick. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Turn the effin' camera to landscape.

I love your Australian point of view. It's refreshing.

Jesus, man. Self-loathe much?

Ah, I get it now. You're just a coddled whiny bitch. My mistake.

So that joke seemed to upset you more than it should have.

I guess nobody told him those guys are all union labor before the game started.

Cromartie wanted that touchback more than Jared Fogle.

Is that a tablet for a rearview? Fantastic.