I think it's safe to say that Honda and Toyota have their segments that require periodic maintenance and not major over-hauls and they should be applauded for that. I know it isn't sexy, but a lot of men may joke about wanting a trophy wife, however, they really want the woman that's gonna love them back just as much.…

“Alright, go make animal noises. But not, like, little animals noises. Animal noises that would scare an apex predator. Little animal noises might make it hungry. Alright, here’s your invisibility tarp.”

That title was magnificient. It truly deserves more love.

No, but they can finance that sheet.

+1 allegorically

Here at the Valero they’ll give you relief. A friend told me a story about his buddy at the Open and how he pointed out an ant pile that was in proximity to the ball which was itself was in a terrible lie to the caddy. Caddy told the player and while the official and player were talking about relief the caddy just…

Yeah, takin’ a dump in a single piece is the best. Especially if it's coupled with a clean wipe. That is just pure nirvana.

Yup, that'd be it.

Maple he can make-up the difference.

This was a pleasant surprise. I don't know why, but whenever I think of Peanuts I miss the fall.

I’m gonna pretend there was a bounty and that ref just picked up an extra $5k in his check.

I am impressed that Michelin let you guys turn comments on in their promoted post. I guess they trust us. Also, I enjoy the fact their promoted post is actually Jalopnik worthy and not just trite advertising.

It's like wagons and Jalopnik.

Brady went to Notre Dame?

Oh, you. You completely missed an opportunity to throw race into the mix and really stir the pot.

Red smoke? So he is having a Republican? Fantastic news.

Cop: Are you driving drunk, sir?

Looks like the judge caught wind of the PSA turning into a new E! reality series titled "Making the switch" and pulled the plug.

Jesus, I hope you got paid extra for this post.

I've been hearing about this, but I can't even see the dirt bike.