Damn helicopters and their lane splitting.

Can't they set-up some sort of mutual insurance exchange that everyone pays into? I'm sure there is some actuary out in the world that owns a Jeep and wants some numbers to crunch.

Q. In celebration how many fingers do you hold up?

Is that when you decided it would be easier to just pay for a woman from Laramie? Cause I would like to read that review.

Are those handicapable port-o-potties or is America just getting that fat?

I believe he gives walking tours on the San Antonio River.

Christ, he's old.

There is gonna come a time when this will lead to politicians having access to .gov because everyone will have purchased all the other available domain registrations. And it's gonna take an act of congress or something equally as time wasting to accomplish simply because an IT guy couldn't be bothered to set a…

edit. Why won't kinja let me cancel a post? It just goes ahead and posts it anyway.

He's gonna be upset when he realizes he needed that to get his parking validated.

This is why we don’t have nice things in this house.

If there is one thing guaranteed to piss me off — it's slamming my car door. It just makes me so angry.

If a few months ago I wasn't in the market for a car with good gas mileage and four doors then I would have jumped all over this. God bless that thing looks like fun. I will just settle for the 425 ft/lbs of diesel goodness I bought instead.

If you guys ever film a Prince Albert at 130k frames per second — I ain't ever coming back.

Kind of makes me think a "junk drawer" is just for anal play toys.

Read that as "Ocean's Eleven" as in 7-11 as in Indian store clerk as in Indian Ocean.

Or is it that he just can’t relate to the culture? What if a white player acted exactly the same? Does Chip only listen to Vanilla Ice and Mackelmore on SiriusXM Hip-hop Nation? Is Wayne Brady his favorite black comedian? Does he believe Cosby is innocent or guilty?

I would call McCarthyism, but gay folk were thought to be communist sympathizers back in the day.

Wait, you just describe the life a straight man. What kind of gay trickster shite is this?

Russia banned red rover when the shower curtain fell.