Is it weird that I just read the Gawker piece on Nazism surviving in Germany and then this? I don't remember clicking through to get here so I don't think it was intentional, but the timing does prevent me from being angry that Israel is doing a bang-up job at protecting their interests. You do you, Israel. Good job.

Cold-blooded, warm-blooded. Who knows? All I know is that this dino is faaaaabulous.

Country star Randy Rogers' baby dies

Will someone please get this out of the grey before we all look like a bunch of dicks.

If he is friends with Randy Rogers then he might be mourning the loss of their newborn child.

Umm, I guess they were on point with their “tech journalist” jab because it was alleged that Pete violated the Mann Act but it was not actually proven. I believe you owe one non-attorney an apology. For shame, Kate.

I think we all know who is truly to blame here. Someone, somewhere needed to break the news cycle and since Americans love football so much they chose this FIFA raid. And that just shows you why we need to keep Americans in their jobs and stop letting these damn immigrants take them.

That's the problem and fear everyone has with A.I. You want it to succeed. You want to root for it. But in the end you know you'll just have to send a terminator back in time to kill it.

I know exactly how you feel, Doug. I get the same reactions when I am with my mail-order-bride.

I watched the video. But I still wanna make this dumb, derivative joke:

It's always nice when you open the bonnet and are greeted by a xylophone.

Wood grain racing stripes. Delightful.

I’m not saying the doctors are wrong. I do, wonder, why I always burned more during the start of the summer than I did after I had a tan. And this was throughout seven years of lifeguarding. The other question would be why my unexposed skin under my shorts (talking my thighs here) would burn much sooner and more…

I know some banks, but really I am assuming most have titles stored off-site with companies that house and maintain the records for banks. This is probably where the disconnect was. I imagine that if you were talking to your bank they were telling you when they instructed the company holding the title to release it to…

Fits conveniently between the guest house and maid’s quarters. And if not — please see Sotheby’s Real Estate offerings in your area to find properties that will fulfill the minimum requirements for proper child rearing. (some assembly required. Venezuelan nanny not included.)

I like how this post comes with instructions on how to anonymously send tips to Deadspin. Because who the hell would want anyone to know they were watching the Astros.

Campaign Reporter: Hey, Hillary. Tell us a joke.

Snapchatter 1: Did you read about what so-and-so did on the campaign trail today?

If anyone purchased that Lenovo Y5o from the other day — don't forget to run the Superfish removal tool ASAP. Just got my laptop in and sure enough it was there.

If anyone purchased that Lenovo Y5o from the other day — don't forget to run the Superfish removal tool ASAP. Just…

+ 1 White out.