Damn it. I forgot Drew Carey is from Cleveland.

I agree with the Reds’ manager.

Does anyone know who coined the phrase “don’t cry over spilt milk”? We’d like to offer them a job.

Screw you guys. I’m taking my wall and going home.

I believe the ref’s instructions in the dressing room were “obey my instructions at all times and fight until the dong hits”.

That man deserves to get paid more.

Hmmm. I think you might have more success with the odor rent-control solution. Hell, if you do enough coke you won't smell shit. And having a nasty coke habit is certainly motivation to keep your rent down.

Fu%k that “we” bull. You really think the presence of another nation brought about the destruction of its own people by its own people? Stop parroting what you hear and ask yourself if the evils of men really belong to one nation. Might as well tell me Jews are to blame for the fu%king holocaust. Just because the…

Anyone know what the musical impressions generator landed on before the Mayweather/Pacman fight?

Look at his penis — it's assaulting!

This makes me think of those old WWII plane spotting charts you would see in old movies based in the Pacific. I really want one of those. I guess I should start looking on eBay.

What if I wanna find out who has my old car so that I can call and apologize to them?

Nachooooo!!!

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Off-topic, but the inclusion of the Spanish broadcast got me thinking. Why doesn't the NBA do like the MLB and use green screens to advertise at the scorers table? You could then create ad space that caters to both language broadcasts. Is it because the camera isn't stationary as it is during an MLB broadcast?

The Enzos look so dainty in that picture. It's like manufacturers just keep making cars bigger and bigger.

Double O 7. Pffft. He is clearly double O 10 and half. At least. And don't get me started on his balls.

More like "great grandfather"?

You can't be a grumpy old man and listen to Jimmy Eat World. Or is that the qualifier now? Shit. I'm getting old.

I had a car that took quite a few beatings from holes and bumps in the road and then went to a Tundra. Drove that Tundra for seven years and never paid no mind to bumps or holes in the road. Then right before the spring I got into my diesel bimmer and have been on high alert for pot holes ever since. Unfortunately, I…