Just remember that even though they may not like you — they are definitely less afraid of you in a dark, secluded parking garage.

Is it terrible I find it amusing that it takes the big d to make a truly happy emoticon?

Hey now. Nobody likes a whiteguy.

I can't wait for the write-up on how this bad boy handles in the corners.

Thank you for the warning.

Cyclops Wallace. Now someone find a grommet(Gromit) in one of these pictures. You know there has to be one.

So when are we changing TuckYeah! to FuckYeah!?

That's terrible. Body-shaming the sun by comparing it to other astronomical bodies. Don't worry sun. You look damn good for someone your age.

What Audi realized is that their cars are like someone else's baby. The best part about them is giving them back.

Those folks are as bad as the condo boards in New York. Sounds pretty petty to me. And it seems ridiculous that merit alone wouldn't grant you membership to a science based group. You would imagine the body of evidence would be the only consideration barring any malfeasance by the inductee.

Zombie acockalypse.

I have a yearning for an urning.

There are cyclists and there are casual bike riders. I don't mind sharing the road with a cyclist because those fuckers can pedal like mad. They are gonna do what it takes to maintain speed regardless of the strain to their body. The casual bike rider, however, will only maintain speed if it will not cause them to…

Warranty. What about the warranty.

They're going to keep using the LFA until the very last lease runs out.

Four independently turning wheels to help you park. For when there just isn't quite enough "space".

I've vomited an entire night's festivities into a loading zone trash can before. Then passed out on the plane. Luckily, my sister showed up at my apartment to wake me with just enough time to pack almost everything I needed for the trip and my parents didn't say a thing when they saw me hugging the receptacle. The…

Hey, I was born crossed eyed. Luckily, after two surgeries, now I just have a lazy eye and no depth perception. Thankfully, I am Asian and you can't really tell my eyes are even open.

I see what you did there.

Whoa, now. If that is his car he is certainly not a coke "dealer". Distributor, maybe, but definitely not a "dealer".