I agree with the Reds’ manager.

Screw you guys. I’m taking my wall and going home.

I believe the ref’s instructions in the dressing room were “obey my instructions at all times and fight until the dong hits”.

That man deserves to get paid more.

Anyone know what the musical impressions generator landed on before the Mayweather/Pacman fight?

Look at his penis — it's assaulting!

This makes me think of those old WWII plane spotting charts you would see in old movies based in the Pacific. I really want one of those. I guess I should start looking on eBay.

What if I wanna find out who has my old car so that I can call and apologize to them?

Nachooooo!!!

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Off-topic, but the inclusion of the Spanish broadcast got me thinking. Why doesn't the NBA do like the MLB and use green screens to advertise at the scorers table? You could then create ad space that caters to both language broadcasts. Is it because the camera isn't stationary as it is during an MLB broadcast?

The Enzos look so dainty in that picture. It's like manufacturers just keep making cars bigger and bigger.

Double O 7. Pffft. He is clearly double O 10 and half. At least. And don't get me started on his balls.

More like "great grandfather"?

You can't be a grumpy old man and listen to Jimmy Eat World. Or is that the qualifier now? Shit. I'm getting old.

I had a car that took quite a few beatings from holes and bumps in the road and then went to a Tundra. Drove that Tundra for seven years and never paid no mind to bumps or holes in the road. Then right before the spring I got into my diesel bimmer and have been on high alert for pot holes ever since. Unfortunately, I…

Just remember that even though they may not like you — they are definitely less afraid of you in a dark, secluded parking garage.

Is it terrible I find it amusing that it takes the big d to make a truly happy emoticon?

Hey now. Nobody likes a whiteguy.

I can't wait for the write-up on how this bad boy handles in the corners.