Thank you for the warning.

Cyclops Wallace. Now someone find a grommet(Gromit) in one of these pictures. You know there has to be one.

So when are we changing TuckYeah! to FuckYeah!?

What Audi realized is that their cars are like someone else's baby. The best part about them is giving them back.

Warranty. What about the warranty.

They're going to keep using the LFA until the very last lease runs out.

I've vomited an entire night's festivities into a loading zone trash can before. Then passed out on the plane. Luckily, my sister showed up at my apartment to wake me with just enough time to pack almost everything I needed for the trip and my parents didn't say a thing when they saw me hugging the receptacle. The…

Hey, I was born crossed eyed. Luckily, after two surgeries, now I just have a lazy eye and no depth perception. Thankfully, I am Asian and you can't really tell my eyes are even open.

I see what you did there.

Whoa, now. If that is his car he is certainly not a coke "dealer". Distributor, maybe, but definitely not a "dealer".

I'm gonna go over . . . nah I'm gonna go over . . . wait yeah I'm gonna go this way.

Girls that loud are usually fast and loose. God bless 'em.

I would trust cave drawings detailing a car's history before CarFax.

Hey, now. Did you swap out bunnies or does it color change in different lights?

Yeah, you wouldn't be the one selling it. I imagine your municipality would own it and auction it off if they caught you going 200 mph on a public road. And God help you if it is a work zone. But I understand your fear.

I feel what you did there.

You should have prefaced your statement with: "I am not a lawyer".

The motorcycles were great and all, but the mustache rides is where the real excitement was.

No Watch Guy: Hey Patrick, what time is it?

This is why I will never use the restroom in a gay club. These "bears" get a couple drinks in and they just start swinging their hose.