I won't rest until women in hip hop videos are allowed to hold stacks of hundreds just like the men. It is shameful to see women just as qualified holding pennies on the dollar.

Actually, I think they confiscate your cash when arrested if we're talking amounts like that. I've read that is why pimps would wear so much jewelry because it just gets held with their other personal belongings and their "hoes" could take their jewelry to pawn for bail money. May not be true, but it sounds smart.

For how blue it is you would think suicide doors were a given.

Does anyone know how to spell jowls? I think I spelled it right. It looks right. Jowls. Yeah, like owls not vowels.

Let's play a game. It's called: Smart's engine or things my dates say?

And this photo has been rotated!

He needs to go coach in China. Lu Lu is fucking his roommate and they gave him a cool nickname for it.

I wasn't even thinking about bussers and expos. Good point.

Look, guys. We need all these blades so that we can shave as much time off as possible. When you're going multiple laps having those extra blades really helps with the users comfort in the long run. They're intended for less irritation, but the uses women are applying them to don't always result in the designed…

I love that it looks like he is driving his washer and dryer.

Why not, Minot? I think we all know the answer now. Minot — not even once.

That is comforting to know. Could it get me someone out of a car that flooded just the one time?

Just out of curiosity I would like to ask the following.

I dunno. Kinda just seems like "we were stuck in OK for a week and needed something to do and then a reason to expense it back to the team." Corporate cards and stipends are fun.

I would feel guilty doing that. It was built off of 1965gto's comment and wasn't completely an original thought.

Hey are you done with that fork?

Now I don’t mean to alarm you, but there are some kids playing on your lawn, Chris.

I assume most legislation is passed to remedy a problem. To be a solution. What were these legishaters looking to improve with this law? Was Indiana in turmoil without the rest of us knowing it? Was there civil unrest in the streets pouring out from small businesses battling the scourge of the different?

I really wish the folks with the actual keys to cars posted on here would comment more. I don't hate anyone for their guilty pleasures. If I had "fuck you" money and wouldn't have to worry about being the idiot that lost a legacy worth of cash then I would have 20 car garage homes in 10 different states. So if you…

I really wish the folks with the actual keys to cars posted on here would comment more. I don't hate anyone for their guilty pleasures. If I had "fuck you" money and wouldn't have to worry about being the idiot that lost a legacy worth of cash then I would have 20 car garages in 10 different states. So if you can…