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I get the impression this Optima was just outted as the mistress/employee of a celebrity pro-sport team owner mired in racial and marital controversy and has since taken steps to mask its appearance in public and budget for its dramatic fall in future income with far less expensive accoutrements.

In a statement released by Chevrolet they claimed absence of beige was due to market availability attributed to a future Toyota product line launch. Further details were not available/or interesting. Chevrolet gave assurances that gray on grey on gray tested just as poorly as beige.

Chevy's interior game is on fleet.

Because of the audible thud when it hit rock bottom.

The Republican in me would like to point out that government has admitted that it can't solve every issue it is responsible for so it may make sense to rely on other entities to work them out. But honestly, this isn't such a terrible idea to handle any problem. There is no reason not to crowd source common problems…

Dear Mazda,

These things look like mandibles on an insect. It's creepin' me out.

If they're gonna use such a tiny screen in a massive space then I would have just saved the money and installed a friggin' mount for a cell phone. Just put enough hardware to run aux, usb, or Bluetooth inputs and let people use their phones for all user inputs. Heck, people even have FM tuners on phones these days and…

I don't see a large enough hood bulge for a top mount intercooler and I don't see a front mount intercooler so I guess we are ruling out forced induction. But it might just be too dark to see a FMIC. That does look to be a mighty be wing on the back though. OMG it looks like a huge rally wing. I think it's gonna be an…

I will be deeply saddened if a future owner (and I only need one) doesn't put old school curb feelers on this. Even if they're just installed for a little while.

Pffft. You know what gets 26/36 mpg with 425 lb/ft of torque? The N57 diesel from BMW. Heck even the newer version with a single turbo stills kicks this 1.5l joke in the pants. C'mon, GM. You guys keep counting your beans and the rest of the automotive field will just keep eating your beans for lunch.

Make certain it's a healthy tree. Hold its nuts and ask it to cough.

Those idiots with their thumbs out. It's a race. They're not gonna stop and give you a ride.

Aww, man. I hate hearing stories about a beloved car dying at the hands of another. How did that Taco truck fare in the accident?

Roger that.

I certainly hope they didn't source this plastic from the same folks the Avalanche started its life out with.

The swept back headlight look seems to be the new Aston Martin grill. And that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Either your older or the Subarus didn't live very long lives?

Honestly, you'd be surprised how many soccer moms would kill for that extra twenty millimeters. Knowing they could just get a biiiiiiiit deeper in the bush.