My Facebook keeps asking me to like BleacherReport because I liked Deadspin. How do I make it stop? And does that piss you off?

Um, what did she expect would happen? Obviously, he shouldn't have hit her, but what is it with women thinking they can use violence?

The Bear Stearns report wasn't as optimistic.

You, Pendejo, are one of those people.

You do you, bro.

I hope you chose that particle shot because of decency and not because of a man crush. Actually, it's fine if it was because of a man crush. Crush away.

It is and it isn't. People are allowed to leave relationships all the time. We tell them " you have to do what's right for you". If someone doesn't want to be in this world then people need to accept their decision. People should be allowed to expire when they choose. I know it leaves a lot of people close to…

Are you trying to drive traffic to dictionary.com?

Yeah, I'm not even gonna

Which time?

Damn, hippies trying to invade our car culture. Go co-opt somebody else's culture. Hippy.

The movie Hook. One of my favorites and one I loved him in. I will miss him something fierce.

I got the impression he slowed down because Ward was on the track and then gave it throttle right as he thought he was clear of him. And unfortunately he wasn't.

How is this article not sponsored by the Chevy Volt?

Oh Dear Baby Jesus let everyone do that. That would make for an excellent follow-up article.

He has a history of seizures I believe.

Ummm, in case anyone was wondering — I have a black friend?

Great. Now you guys are buying into the North Korean propaganda and are going to try and convince me Kim Jong-Un has a foot long.

Their YouTube account is worse. Nothing but Sarah McLachlan.

Sorry, sir. Minimum bet at this table is $5. Have you thought about working at home like my Aunt Linda?