Great now I'm all worried about my body image and shit. Thanks sports media.

+1 Mutombo finger wag

There isn't a problem letting your bitches go inside. They just must be calm and submissive first.

+1 #nofilter

I played some pool volleyball against Boris and Ronnie Turiaf the other night and Boris almost Meet the Fockers a chick. On her birthday no less.

And let's go to the traffic cam for a bird's eye view.

Damn, T.J. learn to smile. Mean muggin' isn't working for you.

Glory? Perhaps my shame.

This is exactly what keeps the conservative right from legalizing gay marriage.

I know what will do it. Legalize gay marriage. That'll ruin everything.

Just bustin' your balls.

This article sponsored by George Chevrolet?

I just want to cuddle with that beautiful mind of yours.

Nah, pregnancy just makes women crazy.

Well 26.1

50 p a hour? They're making our illegals look greedy.

They were asking for it when they didn't get vaccinated. And didn't wear shorts under their dresses.

Adam Sandler is gonna be on the soundtrack for the Sr biopic.

That's what happens when you text and drive.