They tend to do that until you put them back in their wheelchair.

So our bobsled is FWD?

Eins zwei drei

Under Armor and Lockheed designed the racing suits for the American speed skating team. Now the team is trying to get out of those suits because they believe they are performing poorly. Aero doesn't always make the best. Besides, Bimmer used to make planes.

I know a Porsche mechanic that would kill for those legs.

Not sure if Jalopnik or Gawker Studios for The Economist.

Jason I understand and appreciate your point. Why did you have to flame bait to make it though?

Stabbed a few times then shot? Brazzers.

I need an emergency eye wash station.

So you're saying their Armor is no match for their opponents blades?

Beauty school dropout?

I just hate that GM "vent." Functional or not — at this point it just looks parts bin and cheap.

Dude, I know the average is five but nobody would have blamed you if you lied a little and said you had six gears.

Just no panties and slouching breasts.

I bet it was Dwight Howard.

Daily Double!
And the answer is . . . This is what she really means.

I wanna see Roger Clemens' minor league roster.

I am so happy my dumb ass wasn't the only one to think of this silly joke.

If you go to the Cabaret Mayak, in Sochi, you can find dueling organs.

I was watching curling and they had some chick playing the squeeze box.