Big Brother's eye is on the Sparrow? I think we know what that means for the rest of us.

American-Born Cabbies Are a Vanishing Breed in New York — The New York Times

Oh, man. I got a great British heckle. "Hey, fag. Here's a light." I am sorry this pun is so offensive.

Ha. WebGL is coming to IE 11 like the NSX is coming to market.

I've already seen the reveal. It's Bruce Jenner.

Where's the one on the admiral's daughter?

Oh, God this is a gem.

Everything back then was recorded on tape. Very expensive tape.

Jesus, I was thinking the same thing. She isn't ugly — he is just getting pretty.

I fixed this for you.

Here I was just worried women would hit their pretty little heads on that glass ceiling.

Well, I was thinking more along the lines of having to pick one for first and one for last when you just wanna eat them all up.

Ranking Miatas must be like trying to rank Jalopnik writers.

And you guys wonder why we can't have nice things in this house.

Damn it. I pictured it rolling off the tongue.

I stand corrected.

Thanks for saving me the time to Google German Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss. I imagine that would have yielded a lot of search results.

When another man gives you a hand to finish, but you're really fucking yourself is called the Dutch Brudder.

They think we're nuts for other reasons. But hey, they can go eat sheep pancreas, I'll add more cheese to things and we'll call it even.

I guess she won't be needing this coupon then.