It is Gawker after all.

"Slowest.kidnapping.ever."

I hope this gets all the loves.

So any form of extreme stress is torture? Even if there is no physical damage to the body?

If I drove the P1 in the wet I would launch it through a wall and call it the Windowmaker.

I bet that kid has three arms.

I am getting tired of everything telling me how to add inches.

Video is set to Arrival Of The Birds and not one middle finger to be seen.

Yeah, I have the weird thing where lots of little holes freak me out. I totally hat you right now.

It can also be used as a unit of measure for the volume of city buses. You just have to know the conversion from clowns to normal folk.

I'd expect this from a Swede.

Why does this feel like a reply all gone horribly wrong?

I don't know why all you knuckle heads are hating this so soon. Too many of your complaints about of one company trying to compete with another company in an awful small market when it may not make sense for companies to compete there at all. I can understand if someone just thinks a vehicle is hideous, but don't…

No man truly knew the story of how the Vibe came to be planted on its earthen perch, but all men knew whoso pulleth the Vibe from the stone shall be the rightful King of New England.

Dictated, but not read.

What is this red dot for?

Why is there a red dot above the 80 mph on the speedo?

Ahh, that's why the Silverado wanted to race.

Forgive me, but I just don't like wagons. I understand them, but I just don't like them. And I think Dodge was the last maker to really try to sell wagons to men who like cars and that didn't seem to pan out too well for them. I am not sure if Cadillac can do better.

This may or may not apply to everyone. Wash the shirt after every wear. You know who you are.