If everyone kept asking me about my ex-husband ten years later, I'd lose my shit.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

I had a childhood friend (whom I'm no longer in touch with) that went to boarding school for her freshman year of high school and Dakota Johnson was her roommate. Apparently she did a lot of coke and/or other drugs and was just a nasty bitch. Said friend ended up returning home to go to regular high school after that…

I went looking for anything else available and it appears there's a whole section of sleazy romance novels for cheap: http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=…

I went looking for anything else available and it appears there's a whole section of sleazy romance novels for…

Check your local library to see if they have some romance novel ebooks.

Check your local library to see if they have some romance novel ebooks.

Oooh, me too! Sorry to hear you're on bed rest, hope all is well with you and the little one.

Oooh, me too! Sorry to hear you're on bed rest, hope all is well with you and the little one.

I rather suspect that choice of novels is what got you into your current condition in the first place...

I rather suspect that choice of novels is what got you into your current condition in the first place...

Even though I knowingly recognize how douchy this photo is, the part of my teenage brain that lives on is busy going "Jordan Catalano is sooooo hot, why aren't any of the boys I know that hot?"

Honest to Blog I find this shit extremely hilarious. Truly one of the more awkward things I've ever seen. I am guessing "high as fuck" and "not supposed to be in NoLA"

I can't believe I'm going to admit this, but I really enjoy John Mayer's cover of "Message in a Bottle". I'm super ashamed for it too.

The Mel Brooks one was incredible, though. I cried through about half of it and laughed through the rest. Brooks seemed genuinely moved and delighted, and since lots of the people involved in the performance had personal connections to him, it felt really special.

but one of my fav covers was performed on this show which was Cyndi Lauper covering Joni Mitchell's 'Carey'

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I know the ol hormones are raging because I am distracted away from Hottie Harry by CUTE BABY OMG HELLOW BABY I WANT TO PINCH YOUR CHEEKS.

I got to see both her and Ryan Adams at Newport Folk Festival this summer. Greatest festival, super kid-friendly, my then-2-year-old had a ball. She killed it, Ryan killed it, Lake Street Dive killed it, the lobster rolls and oysters killed it, the free water killed it...

Oh well isn't that just the best picture ever?

Because no white girl EVER got pregnant as a teenager, AMIRIGHT???