Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

If you see my other replies, you'll notice that I do love the movie and watched it a thousand times as a kid. But it is a giant commercial and probably doesn't hold up as a movie. Still love it, but I love it in all its awfulness.

You shut your dirty mouth about "The Wizard."

And to anybody needing to get anywhere in the city! Fuck those people! I hope they missed their flights, or they got fired for being late to work, or their dates went horribly, or their kids where scared when nobody picked them up from school! I mean, why shouldn't thousands of people be severely inconvenienced so we…

Ugh. Everyone knows you fake amnesia, not death! Gawd, millennials, get your shit together!

"Someday my prince will cum."

I'll take Kristoff, give me short but thick over long and skinny any day on the week... and twice on Sundays (because I'm a good Catholic boy).

I get ONE day of PMS two or three days before my period, and it is mighty. I teach first grade, and I feel bad for those kiddos on my PMS day. Everything they do irritates the crap out of me, and I come down on them like an iron first.

Hmm, I still believe the waitress.

Yay for you for managing to make this article about women 100% about your penis!

But what about Benghazi?

How many of our problems in this country would be solved if everyone just calmed the fuck down and listened to the CDC?

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

Oh, Jeez. Here: THIS GUY IS EVIL AND SHOULD GO TO PRISON FOR EXPOSING PEOPLE TO HIV WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT. DUH.

USE CONDOMS, PEOPLE.*

Sounds like me! And I'm a lady soo..

Oh yeah, I have a friend whose family is like that. It fuuuuuucks the kids up. I hope your friend is OK, because my friend whose parents are still together because of baby Jesus most assuredly is not.

And Kristen Stewart killed it.