No, but they will continue to call black teenagers who cause trouble "thugs" and white teens who do the same "misguided".

See, this kind of weight loss is totally realistic for normal people, just like our culture tells us. 3 or 4 exercise classes per day and walking the rest of the day on the treadmill. A job? What's a job?

No wait, I thought of a better riposte: "I don't need your pity sex". Thought of that as I fell asleep last night.

My husband did turn to me in bed the other night and said, " I'm gonna fuck you til you're 86". I'm not sure what happens after 86, but it was pretty fucking sweet. Good to know there is hope for that goal.

When I dropped a ton of weight, I went below the healthy line before bouncing back up to a reasonable weight. At one point, a friend told me a was starting to look "Tom Skerritt-y" which was a real slap in the face.

That was my first thought, as well. Think about all the nameless addicts who are ignored by society as selfish/incapable, etc. in whose names no legal action is ever taken, yet one famous white guy dies, and suddenly we have a crack force of narco officers. I'm not saying PSH's death isn't terrible and sad, but…

Whitney Houston's cause of death was technically drowning caused by her cocaine use (it incapacitated her so much she drowned in the bathtub, which is so fucking depressing). Arresting the drug dealer in that case doesn't make a ton of sense because she didn't overdose. She just took some cocaine and got in the…

It took me way too long to see this and it cost me the most important person in my life. After dating for three years, my fiance decided that he couldn't, in fact, convert to Judaism. At the time I was destroyed and thought that being the same religion (and having him join my culture) was fundamental to our happiness;…

Stay Puft, everyone.

This plan only works if he hums "We Are The World" whilst going down on you.

My sister wasn't able to conquer her addictions either. But I wouldn't call her "stupid." I'd call her beautiful, artistic, kind, funny, deeply troubled, incredibly sad, and gone tragically early.

For those of us who are on Facebook and Twitter today who have also lost loved ones to heroin overdose regardless of however many people have died that way before them, seeing shit like this is not only totally retraumatizing, but trivializing, insulting, and deeply hurtful.

My brother wasn't stupid. His death wasn't…

YOU BARELY KNOW HIM!!!

"Keep my man's name out ya mouth!!"

From the title I was seriously expecting that they cast a blonde white lady in the role.

Just a reminder - just because this woman has a beautiful body does not mean that you do not, or that you should feel any lesser about your own.

Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

I have the most boring email. All you'll find is online pizza order receipts and emails from my school yelling at me for not paying my tuition bill. If I were having sex with someone, you definitely wouldn't know from reading my emails.

Take it from someone who once did read through her boyfriend's email: don't do it! It's the worst. Think about all the stuff that you have said about your friends, your family, your partner to someone in a moment of anger, or frustration, or even when you were just being mean. And then think about saying it to that…

I may be in the minority here but I think Lana Del Rey is talentless and is just a product drawn up by her record company to appeal to angsty teens.