3. If I show up to thinks you invite me to and you never show up to our invites or even respond

It's important to remember that liberals can be assholes too.

I'm proud to say in my 30 some years, I've NEVER worn a thong. When I want to be sexy I'll wear some lacy boy-shorts . Other then that, I'm a proud wearer of

Well lets just say it, she ugly. At least in that costume. Why lie? I looked like shit when I dressed as cat woman for a party back in 2004. I also thought I could sell it based on attitude, nope, nope, nope. Looking back, I wish I would have taken my friends advice, because now it's a picture that pops up on…

9/11 was a inside job.

Get your freak on people! Sex is wonderful, but ALWAYS use a condom. No matter how cute, rich, nice, funny, trusting he/she seems you can't look at someone and tell if they have an STD.

God I hate Beyonce.

He's legal right? I might have a little crush on that piece of man meat.

Funny enough he's good, like really good. Just is dead set against marriage and babies. So we're all trying to find a lady friend who also has daddy/mommy issues, hates marriage, hates Jesus and secretly loves babies. If you know of anyone, send them my way. He needs to get laid, like yesterday....

My friend got a Facebook message one day from his fathers mistress. She was knocked up and wanted to share the good news. A little less then a year later he gets another message, from another mistress. Guess what she has a toddler and daddy is an asshole who hasn't paid to support her or the baby. She thought he…

Obviously he's holding his laptop with one hand and jerking his massive dick with the other.

Same here! Not a fan of sex in any body of water. I broke up with a dude once for liking shower sex a little too much.

What the hell is that!?

My parents fought more then they fucked but my husband's parents are still happily married. He has talked about how disturbing it was growing up knowing his parents were fucking. I always thought it was sweet. Until I heard it once night while visiting., nope, not sweet. Not to mention my MIL insisting that I sit on…

I'm just going to say it, it's a craze for white folks. I know a ton of Asian and black folks that have been using coconut oil FOREVER!

So, this lady signed up to find "love" on TV. A big ass film crew followed her and her potential mates around, had them confess intimate details about their lives and how they feel about each other to a stranger while being filmed.

Is Freddie Prinze Jr allowed to talk shit about other actors? I mean he know's he sucks right?

I'm going to rent out my husband. He loves to do domestic shit and he's good looking. He's 6'4ish, pale as fuck but sexy. Jewish, handy with tools, he can cook and he's good with kids. SF Bay Area only! Email me!

When I see an article about Beyonce I have to stop by and let the world know that not all black people are Beyonce fans. I'm a card carrying black woman and I can't stand her.

I'm going to defend this guy. He's being honest, you can't hate on someone who knows what they want in a mate. Yes, he could go about it differently, but I get it. I actually get where he's coming from. My husband and I found ourselves agreeing with a LOT on this list. At a certain point when looking for a mate, you…