Nicetroll
Nicetroll
Nicetroll

First apartment in San Francisco, my roommate was a chronic masturbater, who only drank coke and ate pizza. He was in his 20's and I swear we could smell his body rotting from the inside.

I know I'll never meet him, he's never going to be in my world, but this news broke my heart. Its irrational and childish and maybe a bit psychotic. This news ruined my day well that and because I got my period :(

That pictures makes my lady parts explode.

My husband is currently fucking my brains out in hopes of conceiving a baby. I've had some reproductive issues myself. Oddly enough when we decided to become parents the conversation never turned to surrogacy should this method fail. For us personally, adoption is our route and foster care adoption at that. I

I know a couple ladies who know Adam Duritz and I met him once or twice. He's just a really nice guy. He's the guy that you date when you need someone to fuck and hear all your shit. He's super sweet, but not your forever fuck.

That is very true and very good.

Of course! My parents raised me to have manners.

No, no, no. You are not allowed to engage in these sorts of activities unless you've had a stone cold sober conversation with your partner. My husband and I have a very dominate and submissive sexual relationship. We also engage in BDSM and roleplaying from time to to time. But we talk about this shit before hand. No

When I was ten I told my parents I had a crush on my older cousin. My parents explained to me that I couldn't like him like that because we're cousins.

I'm pretty sure they ended up having a threesome. #truestory

What happened to the day's of peeing on your loved one after a epic orgasm?

Yay!!! I'll be having anal sex all over the great state of Alabama!

I just want to lick them.

Who are they? I'm loving this picture.

When you first hear it, it sounds like it's going to be horrible. Then when you think about it, you get excited and hopeful. I hope they do it, I would love to see it and think it could be sweet.

I married a very non observant Jew. He would say he was a almost atheist. My family (a hodgepodge of different forms of Christianity) didn't really have a problem. Cut to now, he's studying more and more about his familial history and his Judaism. When this news got out over the holiday's, some decided they had a

Move over Prince Harry, hello James Middleton!

Actually good advice. We we're just excited at the idea and came close to ordering online. Thank you!

Amen! I love my husband and he loves me, but my god do we dislike sleeping in the same bed together. We've talked about separate beds and are close to buying this. It's expensive but we think worth the money.

Jesus Christ people! It's normal for her. It's her body. My body is perfect for me. Its not perfect for you or anyone else.