Morning sex while having coffee. Duh!

I think you are awesome and I hope you found your forever non gay life partner. :)

Kinda off topic, but isn't that baby like a couple months old? Yet they left her back her in California? I'm not a mother but what the fuck? How can you do that? Why would you do that?

I think you got your black people mixed up.

Is that really in the book?! Holy Shit that makes me so very sad for her. Please tell me she has no children?

Honestly never knew this was an actual thing. Makes me feel better about my period poops. It's funny it's transformed from bad when I first got my period, to eh in my 20's, now back to bad. My lady parts hate me :(

You win. I lose. :(

Stepping is amazing and I have so much respect and admiration for those blessed with rhythm and coordination skills. I don't care the reasoning behind it, I loved it and thought it was great.

I can't take you seriously nor have a conversation with you via the computer. I value human interaction and reserve having passionate debates for when I'm with actual people. One on one, two on two whatever but never on the computer. Life is too short to give two fucks about what you say, because as you said I don't…

If this was on the schedule for role playing night, I'm all for it. Let it not be on the schedule my husband would regret it.

Not that I know these people, but in my life I try to not take what a friend say's as 100% truth when they are going through a bitter divorce. Sometimes even the most sane person, can come up with some crazy shit in order to be the 'good guy' in the situation or to win. In the case of the Zimmerman's and as much as I…

You're the girlfriend aren't you?

Uck! I hate artifical sweetners. Coconut sugar. That's all you need. So yummy.

On behalf of all black girls. THANK YOU!!! Good luck to the non black women out there.

Jesus fucking christ! I love Solange. Like I really love her music. But there is no one way to act black! If Miley is acting black, then I guess I'm not black? My sister, nieces cousins, friends, etc.. aren't black? My whole life I got this shit, and it's pissing me off.

We're taking bets in the office of how long it takes before our waiting room fills up with young ladies wearing this shit. It was bad enough when JLo had a clothing line now this!?

This morning I farted in the toilet while having my daily after coffee pee/poop. My husband walked in on his way out to work kissed me and told me he loved me. I guess I should be scared he's fucking one of the many PYT in his office. :/

Amen! Without my husband being a ball buster and helping me realize that I don't need to smoke and that I'm worthy of a good healthy life, I wouldn't have quit. At first I thought I did for him, but then I started to realize he was a huge help, but I did it for me. I'll say this till I'm blue in the face; any bad…

Thank you! My husband and I have talked at length about this. I say if you know how to clean your ass, these special wipes aren't needed. He seems to think for as long as we've been wiping our asses with good fashioned TP we're all dirty stinky people. I refuse to buy this crap out of our joint account. He buys it…

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you need a hug? Or a fuck? Both?