Let me be the one to mention that Wilbon and Magic were lousy on the show and the Simmon's is the only one who has the fortitude to say interesting things that aren't totally batshit.

Jean Grey. Mind control and telekinesis? Good luck guarding her.

I used to like this guy, then I didn't, now I do even more than ever. Holy hell, Bill Simmons is LeBron James!

Do you think I cheated that time when I whooped your ass in Words With Friends, Mike Royko? Cause I wasn't. That was all me. Your rage-quit was funny, tho.

Another way of looking at it, in 2002 people with any amount of fear of flying did not travel, leaving only people like myself: good travelers. None of us did anything to make any planes fall out of the skies. Point being, maybe all that worrying is self-fulfilling.

I always wanted to say this:

What I actually said is what I actually said. No need to say I said something different when what I said speaks for itself, is accurate, and I stand by it.

No, not everyone was avoiding flying that year. Absurd. The numbers were down, sure but literally millions of Americans still flew that year. Literally. Millions.

Oh, and I do get it, and I know what those words mean, and I'm a full grown adult making a joke! Thanks for actually insulting me on the internet, where it shouldn't matter. Whilst I was clearly being playful, you're actually a bitch.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, but take a chill pill, friend. Your all caps are not needed. I get it. On a side note, grow a sense of humor. Jesus, no fun.

Thank you! Now that you noticed it, I'm somewhat proud of myself. I'm trying to lower my threshold of how to impress myself.

Wanted to come here and call everyone a pussy for being afraid of flying, but not in a dick way. Since I can't think of how to do that, I'll just say... did you know that in 2002 there was not a single fatality in US commercial aviation?

Drew Magary has done a great job of convincing me to not get married without dumping on his wife. Despite his reputation, the guy has class.

Mainstream or not, this is still true enough for me to consider it accurate, facts be damned

I thought it was hilarious. Those guys are silly. And it's a bit absurd to associate make-up and personal hygiene with gayness. I know some filthy fucking gays.

I'm almost never fully satisfied with a game but Far Cry 3 just did the damn thing. I can't criticize anything. Okay one thing. I wish I could blow limbs off people, but I say that for every game. Sure, you might say, plenty of games have that. Yea, you may be right. But what I really want is a game where I can use…

You keep saying that, we'll keep on beating you.