PES stood still for ages and was rightly overtaken by FIFA who made giant strides with their title. Given that happened, what five, six years ago and they still haven't made significant changes I don't think they are even bothered any more.

A little odd to put this out right now when it is the end of the season and will look really dated in a few weeks when all the new kits and sponsors are unveiled.

So a 3DS or a Vita then?

He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil.

Not something I'd want to boast about.

With the added bonus that as you aren't 'killing humans' the classification boards around the world may just revise that '18' certificate down to a more sales friendly '15' (or your local equivalent).

I'd rather they'd stop falling back on a tired and overused crutch for their enemies.

More zombies?

I have a feeling you may be right about that.

That is a wonderfully misplaced comma which leads to the insinuation that Zelda fans are "lengthy and repetitive" when talking about the sailing.

Interest free, 100% mortgage given with no need for paperwork, references or any minimum monthly payments?

Ah, but you're using human logic not Video Game Retailer logic.

Pendant hat on.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Hmm, I'd be shocked to see this one released outside of Japan. If they did I could see them running into trouble as this doesn't half look like the Paul Smith brands signature stripes.

Redcliff Castle from Dragon Age deserves a mention. It's also the setting for one of the most satisfying outcomes to a quest if you're able to play it right in conversation.

Good call, especially when it's actually a reward in the game and something that follows through into Fable III.

Two things I can't wait for -

I'm 34.

Ok, I think I'm getting it now.