As someone who owns a PS4 and not an Xbox, even I'm mad at this. 

And then Cyberpunk is out in March...my wallet...

Yeah, it's super hard to plow through a game when you can't even see the screen through the tears 😭

But fam I have a job and responsibilities, I can’t blast through Last of Us 2, I gotta take my time and cry while playing it.

I’m sorry, WHAT?!

Super disingenuous of Square Enix to not say something like “Part 1" or “The Beginning” on the cover. Lots of erroneous purchases will be made, guaranteed. Personally, I’ll wait for the “collection” or whatever they call it, probably 3-4 years down the road.

Speaking as someone who teaches the discipline, you strike me as the sort of person who comes into my 100-level courses declaring themselves “a WRITER” and then drops the second I apply a few lower-level corrections to your atrocious grammar and syntax—without ever bothering to look at the higher-order concerns with…

Fucking casual. Snake is the House is easy. Contact me when you’ve upgraded to ‘Spider in the house’ which features ‘wolf spiders that jump on you and the dog and your dog is a pitiful coward’, ‘spinner spider that somehow wove an entire web across the door that you know wasn’t there last night and you run into it’…

Awesome world crafting! But dang, no dinos :/

> nobody

Slower you say? Already interested since it seems to be going back even more to the older style vs the double jump wall run slide dash mess of a game the series became.

I actually think a slower pace may be good at getting people like myself, who used to play the series but haven’t for years, back into it.

I am terribly disappointed that the fire hydrant is not spewing water 80 feet in the air and dozens of children have not come to frolic in it. Another Hollywood myth shattered.

I suppose the whole point of Kojima’s brand of weirdness is to get people talking like this, but I actually got the exact opposite impression. I got the vibe that the whole point of this game is to let people feel and be moved by the connections made with other players through the asynchronous co-op, and merely…

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

I’m more preferable to co-op than multiplayer, which I guess is technically multiplayer. I’m a strong believer in ever game needs an optional co-op option, even if it’s barebones.

And heeere come The Bitchers... 

Not just harmless! Many Satanists do all sorts of charity work, as well as helping to set important legal precedents to ensure true freedom of religion.

Sadly, Beverly Hills Ninja II, like most sequels, failed to live up to the original.

I’m just imagining the neighbors of that guy. “OK, Honey, bring the kids in, Kevin’s playing with his sword again.”