These guys are pretty bad. But let's be honest, Matt Schaub has had the worst picks of anyone.

I am going to get killed for this, but why do people get their panties in a twist about not enough minority owners and coaches in sports, but have not problem with 80% of the players being black? Why isn't the Rooney Rule enforced, in reverse, on the field, in all sports?

So the 0-6 Bucs can get fans to show up at 5:20 a.m. on Monday, but the Rays who have made the playoffs three times in four seasons can't get fans to show up at 7:30 p.m. any day of the week?

Pictured: Ted Cruz' wet dream.

What, do we expect the guy to conduct background checks on everyone he meets in a parking lot?

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

:....and then the catcher hit in into the other team's endzone!" - Phoenix crowd later, explaining the play to their friends.

Clever narrative technique: start the essay like you're going to give your blessing, but then take it away at the end.

That catch was amazing.
And I will never forgive Beltran for that strike out

That's how some people live life, yes.

That poor bear just wanted to do some dumpster rummaging, but misunderstood its bear friends when they spoke of all the white trash that can be found in Gatlinburg.

there are sports where the winner of the event is based on judgement calls, I don't really get the point the author is trying to make

Aren't strikeouts often judgment calls?

Most shocking pull out since Steve Phillips

if helmets become scrum caps and shoulder pads become soft, the game instantly becomes safer. less violent collisions, etc.

Wounded Knee.

I guess now he's a maizeball brother.

Not bad, but we really should've been 18. If any country's conduct could be described as "barely legal," it's ours.

they see the US just north of them and will do anything to reach it

And yet no one complains about Brigham Young, a school that's outspokenly for-prophet.