Get that man a passport, because he's doing some traveling.

Na, man. Porto is going to get curb stomped.

You know what? Referees should call the game properly.

Qatar would let Israel take part in a World Cup on their territory despite not recognising the Jewish state, the head of the Gulf nation's bid to stage the 2022 event said yesterday.

Hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that.

Mr. Kamps, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

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Why is there so much test devoted to the nursing home and hospital, and nothing but a few paragraphs dedicated to the post funeral time? Those first seven days AFTER the funeral, and the next thirty subsequent, and coming year are the task.

Looks like it was the hardest ticket to get in town that day!

I notice this isn't filed under "LOL JETS". Does that mean, dare I say it, he was a GOOD signing?

Plans to make the Eagles terrible and then go coach the Cowboys. Only thing I can think of.

Barcelona have already scored more goals than Liverpool scored all season in Suarez's last season by almost double. That's about 3 goals per game. And Suarez has all... 11% of those?

Agreed. If you say no all the time, why would your child even come to you with a request after a while? They know the answer that they will get, so they may just engage in whatever activity regardless, and start a cycle of lying.

I think hitting your child because you have lost your handle on the situation and hitting them to teach them that there's an eye-for-an-eye are two different things. One teaches him that hitting in retaliation is acceptable behavior, and one is an expression of exasperation.

The data disagrees with you. There are regularly teams with low payrolls in the playoffs. Oakland and Tampa Bay have proven that it's not how much you spend, it's how well you spend.

That's part of the problem. There is no certainty for the player in any contract, which creates a situation where there's an intense amount of distrust between player and owner. The owners can rip up a contract and drop you like it's hot, but the player is bound by the contract no matter what.

A mental health spokesman, the 30-year-old Marshall has seemed to put his past criminal issues in the rear view mirror.

If they didn't think he would perform up to standards in the final year of the contract, they should have considered that before signing the contract.

Maybe it's time to get rid of the salary cap at this point? It's ridiculous that so many contracts get destroyed and players embarrassed because of the "cap hit".

I am glad to see that businesses are reacting this way. It is also an amazing point for a company with offices in many states, trying to tip-toe around all the tax and legal implications of marriage could be costly.