The P is going in the V.

The P is in the V, so I'm amused.

As usual, Billy Beane focuses on getting the best value out of the pieces he has, rather than overpaying for the perfect 1x4 block.

I didn't see "Being hit by a car" anywhere on your fry rankings, Drew.

Acquired Intense Dislike for Simmons

OK, torrenting =/= piracy... only 97% of torrenting = piracy.

This is a standing jump—she never moved forward. Every time she jumped, she'd land on the tracks. She jumped over 100 times before the first train arrived. I wanted to get a cool shot in case we got kicked off the tracks, so I kept shooting her in this same pose. Then we heard a horn and saw smoke, but by then she was…

Even after his playing days were over, Cousy was a master of the assist.

Ah, makes sense then. Must have been his eye tooth.

You.

I am not going to watch this, and I wish horrible things upon those who made it.

Impossible to hate the guy. Superb hockey player and I wouldn't be surprised if he carries on going next year. He's in great shape.

Luckily for the Raiders, Jones escaped without injury. However, McFadden later separated his shoulder blowing out his birthday candles.

Great piece, Luke. Come around more often.

If you had stuffed one more cliche into this post, I'm pretty sure you'd have broken the internet.

Why is there a promo for the new Michael J. Fox show in the comments?

This is what she gets for attempting to stop and ask for directions.