That was a hard sell on Rhianna. Still not EVEN CLOSE to convincing anyone. Horrendous.

Okay I think this Grammy post is as good as time as any to finally address the utter ageist horseshit shade all Jezebel writers throw towards Madonna on the daily. We get it. You guys hate older women particularly Madonna. But jeeze give it a rest.

I can't look away from him- there's not a film here that I would have bothered with if it wasn't for him. He has a light touch, blinks very effectively, extremely empathetic for someone so good at playing sociopaths and I think he's rivetingly beautiful... without being sexy.

So.....Lars and the Real Girl isn't disturbing enough for this list?

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

I agree - the headline is very misleading

So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

I lost my virginity to a guy who lived on my dorm floor. He had bright blue troll doll hair and was pale as a ghost. His dorm room smelled like stinky feet. It was the worst. When I see people from college, "the troll" comes up at least once.

Some woman (allegedly) thinking that a performance piece was license to sexually violate someone is further proof that we are in desperate need of public education on consent.

Guys, 9 is fully not an age where you are comfortable being topless. Maybe in Russia it's more casual or something, but in North America for a girl to be topless at any age past 4 or 5 is REALLY weird. Remember that at 9 you're in grade 4...

Isabella is secretly a wine-drunk, super jaded thirtysomething. At least she tried.

The comic knowledge you possess is very dangerous. When a man opens up the aristocratic door it is nearly impossible to close it. Tread lightly my friend.

"Vomit is the most disgusting of bodily fluids (to me) and I refuse to sit here and come up with a valid sentence for the purposes of illustrating the Cold Lunch unless there is a significant pay raise in my near future."

Please stop confuses skin lightening creams with tone correcting/skin evening creams. It's a frequent mistake I've noticed nearly every time this topic arises. Women of color, due to high melanin content, live with hyper-pigmentation. This means that a dark spot left from one little popped pimple is highly visible &…