I agree - the headline is very misleading

So I totally thought that the wife and SIL were having a lesbian affair with each other and I kept waiting for that reveal as I read through this. Then I realized that they were each cheating with someone else, not together, and well...the story got infinitely more "normal" and boring. lol.

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

I lost my virginity to a guy who lived on my dorm floor. He had bright blue troll doll hair and was pale as a ghost. His dorm room smelled like stinky feet. It was the worst. When I see people from college, "the troll" comes up at least once.

Some woman (allegedly) thinking that a performance piece was license to sexually violate someone is further proof that we are in desperate need of public education on consent.

Guys, 9 is fully not an age where you are comfortable being topless. Maybe in Russia it's more casual or something, but in North America for a girl to be topless at any age past 4 or 5 is REALLY weird. Remember that at 9 you're in grade 4...

Isabella is secretly a wine-drunk, super jaded thirtysomething. At least she tried.

The comic knowledge you possess is very dangerous. When a man opens up the aristocratic door it is nearly impossible to close it. Tread lightly my friend.

"Vomit is the most disgusting of bodily fluids (to me) and I refuse to sit here and come up with a valid sentence for the purposes of illustrating the Cold Lunch unless there is a significant pay raise in my near future."

Please stop confuses skin lightening creams with tone correcting/skin evening creams. It's a frequent mistake I've noticed nearly every time this topic arises. Women of color, due to high melanin content, live with hyper-pigmentation. This means that a dark spot left from one little popped pimple is highly visible &…