My god, this woman has been steeping in asshole tea her entire life. 

I really don’t care, do U?

Woods is a (not great) person as opposed to a senile id with feet.

I think this is a much more representative picture of him

Oh to be a white man and be able to act like that without being called “hysterical” or “over emotional” or an “angry black man/woman.” See also recent hits: Brett Kavanaugh, Lindsey Graham, President Fuckface.

A +7-8 point margin in the popular vote, a 30-40 seat majority in the House, 7+ governorship’s and as many state assemblies flipped, and what may end up a push in a very red Senate map.

Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man (who happens to have a baker’s dozen of DUIs and speeding tickets).

I work in the film industry, and I have been told that if I have a chance to work on a Tom Cruise film, to do so immediately. He treats everyone so well on his films that crewmembers will rave about him for years afterwards. Like, he knows everyone’s name, makes sure everyone gets a good hotel (which is super rare)…

I don’t remember hearing anything about Renner’s departure either, but it’d be a pretty easy guess that he’s been super busy with Avengers shit, soooo.

Simon Pegg has said a lot of nice things about Cruise, on a professional level and otherwise, and Pegg seems like a legit Pretty Good Dude and A Real Person. Maybe he (and Jeremy Renner, who’s done the same) have been under BIG PRESSURE from honchos/studio types to do so? But concur, my impression is that Cruise is…

Actors running is one of the things that I can’t not notice in films. I can’t not pause to shittalk when I see some actor flail along in an action scene like their limbs have never talked to each other before, and I always appreciate when an actor looks like they could genuinely put down a decent mile time.

I was looking forward to the bathroom fight scene but I didn’t know until I saw it how much more i should have been looking forward to it. This movie has two of my least favorite actors but I'll be damned if it isn't the best action movie I've seen in years.

Is Tom Cruise a key member of the recruitment of individuals to an actual cult? Yes.

“I realize there is the need for some clarification...in a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word ‘would’ instead of ‘wouldn’t.’ The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia,’” he said.

No random capitalized words or paranoid references to BIG [NOUN] manipulating you. Does this really sound like Magary? Reader, it does not

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

Uhh the giant ridiculous tie and ill-fitting suit project power. Read a fashion blog or something.

The fucking tie. It gets me every time. It’s like who told this fat asshole that the tie goes past your belt. What person looks in the mirror with a wrinkled suit, a tie that goes past his belt and thinks “Yeah I’m styling.” To all of you that voted for this pig I guess he is a perfect metaphor for your sorry ass…

Good on that guy.  They weren’t armed but he still stood a good chance of getting punched/kicked and he stood there, Hodor-style, and helped the police.

On the plus side, that civilian stonewalling the door for the police is 100% Peak Canadian. That dude should try out for goalie of the Oilers, because even Gretzky wasn’t getting past him.