Por que no los dos?

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

I know signal and noise keep getting muddled in this administration, but let’s just take a second and make it clear—this is not normal, nor should it be accepted as normal.

What the hell is a celebration of the flag? It’s just a goddamned flag. Sure, it’ supposed to represent American ideals, and all that, but it’s just a flag.

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.

Would you agree that both standing for the national anthem and not standing for the national anthem are political statements?

That has taken the place of traditional methods of closing out a letter 

You need to add in a provision that said NFL owner can only be subsequently treated by his team’s concussion protocol specialist.

That scene where Emma Thompson goes to her room to compose herself is the most well-acted, heartbreaking scene in the entire movie.

Please don’t forget the third party voters and the purists from the left who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hilary.

White people elected him.

I will never forget or forgive the people that elected this baboon’s ass.

Daughterfucker actually

This MF.

False. A a black american southerner who lived in Berlin for 3 months, I can assure you the Germans have a rich history of frying food. They obviously don’t use the same seasonings I am used to, but it is possible to get a meal of fried pork, fried potatoes, and fried bread, and they are all delicious. Do not go to…

I didn’t think we needed to tell our British brothers and sisters that KFC ain’t shit...but here we are.

I have been trying to find a Roth obit that fully grappled with how terribly he/his characters treat and feel about women. The only thing I’ve found that comes close to capturing how I feel about Roth was Guy Branum’s tweet last night “Philip Roth was the first incel.” 

As a lit major in the 80s, I was forced to consume so many American male authors who A) didn’t speak to me, B) didn’t speak to the boys and men I knew, and C) were idolized by the male professors at my small liberal arts college. Hearing about his passing makes me pine for the great stories by women of his generation…

I pray her kid is never constipated.