I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.
You realize you just applied for a cabinet position as a speech writer with this idea.
It couldn’t be published, because Barack and Michelle were actually in love.
In first to say I SAID WHAT THE FUCK I SAID.
I’m sorry but I actually had to stop reading this article. I found their own gleeful descriptions of their actions to be so repulsive. Who found this type of writing palatable or interesting. Being a self absorbed asshole in a country where you hold enormous power to violate impoverished girls sexually doesn’t strike…
He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.
I’m pretty sure he was trying to write “covfefesucker.”
the same man that can’t spell “cocksucker”.
who that age says “boi”
It has Roger Stone attached to it.
Of course he’s not going to appeal. He’s going to miss the most meaningless 3% of next season, rather than a single out of the World Series. Good to see Bud Selig left the spine extractor in the office when he left the job.
I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)
She’ll always be Ramona Flowers to me.
what HAS he done lately?