Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

Remember this, everyone?

¡Cuidado, Llamas!

“I heard that one time, people were probably doing it for the wrong reasons” (hey, houses have food in them too) is not proof, or even particularly good evidence, that “most people do it out of being pure scumbags.”

You must have misread. Says right there he did call the cops.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Isn’t he the same guy who, on 9/11, called the NYC Dept of Buildings to report that some WTC employees were exiting the building without swiping their badges on the way out?

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

If I’m ever in a situation where I need to loot to provide for my family I’m looting away. But as a clean cut white guy I’m sure the report would praise me for my dedication to my family and he would call a rescue chopper to whisk my family away to safety

You really need to learn about more about Llamas before you go around passing judgment. Here is some interesting information about Llamas.

I bet he was a hall monitor.

Tinkerbell can’t survive without applause.

He’d have to be aware of Barron’s existence first.

It’s Phoenix, so that’s all they’re used to.

Actual gif of that moment.

Always relevant.

“Becky Knuckles”