I’M AN OREGONIAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!!! AHHH!! I’m so happy!!!!

Oregon: She Flies With Her Own Motherfucking Wings

West Coast best coast.

What do you know? Turns out electing progressive, intelligent women to high levels of government is good for women and families. Thanks for today’s only good news!

Best moment of the episode!

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

YOU. LOST. Get over it snowflakes.

“The soldiers who fought for the Confederacy were US military?” I guess that just makes them criminals then, doesn’t it?

A friend of mine living out west was telling me that she expects rural and suburban Oregon to be completely overrun with out-of-towners.

Kent is my everything.

I think he only reproduces when you throw water on him.

Miller worked for Ted Cruz, too. The hypocrisy of their leaders doesn’t bother the Republican base, it never has. As long as they keep saying they’re for family values, they can get away with all kinds of hypocrisy.

Holy shit. I’m guessing the parents were having a little heroin nap

When I google that I get pages upon pages of upholstered dining chairs.

A male feminist walks into a bar

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

mountain dew = the best

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.