I read that headline, and said to my husband, “That sounds like a threat.” I’m 49 and he’s 51.

MOTHER FUCKER I have held it together until now. Your post is simple yet profound and beautiful, and sums up what I loved so much about him. He made everything his. BRB gotta go cry all my mascara off.

I actually heard a great explanation on NPR the other day about superdelegates and general support in the party for Clinton. These are long-time party members who have often worked their way up from local precincts to the national stage. I’m 100% in favor of young people becoming involved in the political process.…

We never, ever won the bell, not once, during my time at Travis. Sigh.

WM B TRAVIS FIGHTING REBELS

I did not know you were an alum. Loved you before, love you more. This is sad and tragic and I can’t believe it happened at my beloved University.

Same, but I’m a ladyperson. Austin native, UT grad. This is horrifying.

I can dig it.

It’s the “Full Employment of Hollywood Plastic Surgeons” movement.

Well, Tom Hardy could walk with a cane, without a cane, into and out of a port-a-potty, backward down a flight of stairs, crab-crawl across a disco floor—and be sexy af. So you’re starting ahead of the curve with him.

Deadspin had terrific coverage of the recent sexual assault and rape cases going around among college and pro athletes. They had a comprehensive piece about that POS Jameis Winston. I’m a woman who loves sports so I go there often, and find them to be forward-thinking on the whole. I welcome our new sports-centered…

My husband is a Type 1 diabetic and once had a severe insulin reaction on a flight. We were at the back of the plane and he got super verbally combative with me when I tried to get him to drink a soda. He told me he was “about to go nonlinear” (which is as close to a threat as his gentle self gets) and I told him he…

I, for one, plan to donate these to the Trump campaign.

Also, he’s definitely delicious, but she’s infinitely MORE delicious.

I had no idea you were from Texas. That explains so much, and also increases my appreciation of you. Fellow native Texan here, current expat living in the Pacific NW. For reasons. Good ones.

When my father went in for colon cancer surgery, the surgeon thought I was his wife. This was in Texas, mind you, but he’s 28 years older than I am. I said to the surgeon, thanks dude, I know I’m tired from flying across the country but give me a break. He laughed and said he assumes “spouse” because he’s been burned…

Thanks! Yours ain’t so bad either, my friend.

However your kids look when they’re born, you’ll be fine with it. Hair, no hair, won’t matter. I was used to Hippiechick’s hair pretty quickly although no amount of baby-safe hair product or barrettes or hair bands could tame it.

I think #1 is a wive’s tale. However, I’ve only had one kid (fellow commenter HippieChick), who turned 25 yesterday. She was born with a full head of hair—not THAT full—but no heartburn for me. Also, her hair never fell out. It just kept growing, and sticking out from her head in every direction. Because she grew hair…

Longhorn alumna here, and rabid consumer of college sports. I’m a native Austinite but live in the Pacific NW now. Where I can’t get LHN. So from that perspective, I don’t like it. Perhaps a conference-wide network would get more play from cable providers. I get the PAC-12 network, of course, but that doesn’t help me…