“Immissio penis” is the weirdest Harry Potter spell ever. But it works, I tell you! It works!

Please don’t forget his nuanced insight into the plight of an 11-year-old rape victim who was forced to carry her stepfather’s baby to term. He described the child rape victim as a “birth mother” and imagined the regret she would feel later in life (maybe 16? When she started driving?) if she had an abortion.

Sending positive thoughts for a full recovery. I think you're very brave.

Divorcee here. The process is the worst but there is life on the other side. When I was divorcing, my therapist asked me to envision my life six months post divorce. He got a smile out of me with that one! Have a goal. Forgive yourself if you begin to feel unsure. Expect a roller coaster of emotions. Try not to get…

You and me both, sister.

I do not want to be diving and come across some lunatic’s placenta. Seriously.

I want to make sure I understand.

Remember, these are the same people who referred to the president’s WIFE as his “baby momma.” They’re despicable, hypocritical, jackholes.

So far Trump hasn’t come out in favor of forced birth for an 11-year-old rape and incest victim. Nor has he referred to the pregnant child victim as a “birth mother.” Trump is vile, but jeebus, Huckabee can just get fucked. He’s garbage’s garbage.

Don’t forget forced births for 11-year-old victims of rape and incest! And call the pregnant child a “birth mother” for good measure.

Your story would make a 100% better novel than Gone Girl. Cut your losses and burn it now. It’s the only way to be sure.

The novel is, in fact, a piece of lazy, derivative fiction writing. Also, hot garbage.

I love this and will use it liberally.

I usually cheer for a hellmouth to open on the field and swallow everyone, especially when the game takes place in College Station.

I was in Costco (in Eugene) yesterday and on one of their big TVs, the playoff game between Oregon and Free Shoes University was showing. What a glorious, glorious game. Longhorns are my #1, but Oregon is my #2. You know what I mean.

Longhorn apologist here, alumna, football lover, all that stuff...and even I do not harbor the illusion that UT will do any more than try not to crap itself during important games. This year. However, Coach Strong is putting something together, so I remain ever hopeful there may come a time when I don’t have a stress…

As a Big 12 fan, Texas Longhorns to be specific, I could not love your comment more. I laughed, I cried, I read it to my husband, he got confused about who is in what conference, I explained it to him, we laughed again.

I’m facing down 50 next June. I’m determined to go kicking and screaming. Like, wasn’t I turning 30 about half an hour ago???

Product of the Austin, Texas school system here. I even “endured” forced desegregation back in the early 80s. (I use dick quotes because it was a great experience for me.) I went to a diverse high school and learned real things. I met people with whom I have lifelong friendships. My best teacher of all time was one of…

I concur. I’m sure my husband would understand.