I have some family to move up here, but then they can close the borders and sink into the Gulf.

I’m dead. Thanks.

Oregonian here. These kinds of stories keep all the people from Texas from forming a mass migration here. When I left Texas, I shut the door behind me. NO MAS

Same here. My mother died from ovarian cancer in 2009 and my dad is a colon cancer survivor. What they both went through was borderline horrific. So fuck this gal right in the face.

I KNOW RIGHT

I think we may be the same person. Backs, too. Lord, give me a good strong back.

I like your list.

Good Christ.

Rennie Gibbs, a 15-year-old girl in Mississippi who had a miscarriage at 36 weeks and was charged with "depraved-heart murder"

He's adorable, and I want him to marry my daughter.

Like the idea, wish they hired a real female author. How about Lauren Beukes? McQueen is awesome. He deserves better help.

It does, however, instruct you not to eat shellfish. Or birds of prey, such as bats. Or wear mixed fibers, or rotate crops. And I wonder if dude is up-to-date on his burnt offerings?

This is sublime.

Have you known people that are super book-smart like this? I have, and generally they don't have what I would call "street smarts" or common sense. Like, he may be really brilliant when it comes to classwork or things of that nature, but I get the impression he's sorta out of touch when it comes to common sense. He's…

Yes, you are 100% correct.

Smart!

Airlines also issue tickets which are contracts, and passengers are required to adhere to those contracts. That's what's in play here. Whether the airline's actions can stand up to court scrutiny in a contracts action is another matter. But there was no per se violation of his First Amendment right to free speech when…

Absolutely. Not saying they were justified. Only pointing out when you buy a ticket to fly on a plane, or sign up for a credit card, or get a lift ticket, you had no say in drafting the agreement. I generally think it's good for people to read contracts, be aware of what you're agreeing to, and be informed before you…

Oh, I wasn't making a value judgment. Just explaining that people enter into these kinds of contracts all the time without actually knowing it. When you're not bargaining before entering into the agreement, those contracts (and that's what tickets are) are one-sided. Make no mistake, it's generally unfair, and these…

Airline tickets are contracts of adhesion. That means the airlines get to make up any rules they want, and if you want to fly, you follow them. Don't want a body cavity search? Fly someone else. Want an actual meal? Fly someone else. Want to carry on your 100 pounds of motorcycle tires? Fly someone else. Want to get…