As officers approached the vehicle, they reported hearing Winslow moan "yeah, Jets, yeah, Jets" over and over again.

This is news? It's San Francisco, guys are always trying to get into each other's pants.

Somewhere, Gisele is breathlessly exclaiming "My husband can't fucking high five himself!"

MLB Is Adding Manager Challenges To Its Replay System

To further ensure no political messages are conveyed, the Olympics are requiring all offensive players to list themselves as centers instead of left or right wingers.

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

Undervaluing concessions

Thanks O'Bannon.

Browns receivers should know by now that weedin' is always going to make them look bad.

He led the league with 14 drops, and was been limited to 28 or fewer yards in 11 of 14 games.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

Gosh, I don't think a judge could overturn this if his life depended on it.

A-Rod thought the added weight would help lower his suspension.

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

Great, Peng Shuai ruins another room.

This is one of the risks and complications of banding all of the suits into one.

How far can you punt a football?

Could the Jaguars really be considered "directionless" when they're on their way to both LA and London?

"Spun a wheel and only broke her ankle? Cadela."

Whenever Tony Bosh walks into a room now, the mood changes. A new Biogenesis-type guy might pop up on the landscape and distribute an entire garden of earthly delights, but we can safely assume that nobody's going to be painted into a corner and hire ominous Bosh.