Actually, it was Holland who interfered, since the collision occurred at home.

Just being a good teammate.

It's nice when you can go somewhere and not have the most unfortunate tattoos.

Great Moments in Poop History is a Jamboroo feature. Ask Drew.

"Can we get a recipe for jarred Mystery Taste Mud next week? That sounds delicious!"
-Cincinnati

With all the statements, and incessant ranting and raving coming out of A-Rod's mouth, if I didn't know better, I'd think he was trying to make himself horse.

Cold Weather = Penal Shrinkage...
Noted

Luckily Millen found something to eat- too bad for us Lions fans it was the final years of many poorly structured contracts.

Weld done. This smite be something I'll have to steel.

Don't be ridiculous, guysh. Steve Francis has never had an allergy to being shellfish.

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

"Moving the chains" is unacceptable nonsense?

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

BBWAA's site has ground to a halt. A lot of the members must have received new CD's in the mail from AOL with 1000 free hours of dial-up.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Wow, he even borrowed Joe Amendola's legal crayon.

"No way you find Hatch open like that after a plane crash."

I feel bad for Ireland, sure, but he should have known better than to go against somebody who specializes in wearing so many hats.

Seriously though, I'd gladly pay $10 a month for an independent Poe's Law commission that tells me which comments are dumb and which comments are smart satire.